Today, I thought it would be appropriate to observe a moment of silence for the things which are no longer with me as soon as I got pregnant.
1. View of my legs when I look down
2. Waist line
3. Flexibility
4. White armpits
5. Nicely colored nips
6. Staying up all night partying or working
7. Alcohol (I miss you Vodka, I really do!)
8. Deep Sea Fishes like Sea Bass, Tuna, Salmon, Gindara…I could go on but I might end up crying here
9. Wild, uninhibited…mmm…well you know what?
10. Driving (yeah I know I only stopped 2 weeks ago but I’ve been driving for more than half a decade…I really miss it)
11. Dancing, I’ve tried dancing but the sight of a pregnant me gyrating is just too disgusting and disturbing that I had to stop.
12. Lying on my stomach…
13. Getting massages while lying on my stomach
You are all deeply missed. Know that you will forever have a place in my heart and I will do everything in my power to have you all back…
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You’re a very funny lady. I always get a kick out of your postings. So, I guess the above things mentioned are inevitable. I’ve never been big in my life and I’m dreading all the physical changes already.
too much info! we’ll have vodka as soon as pwede ka na… hopefully in samar uli.